- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

the lemon was sweet.

Knock knock come in.

Women deserve equal rights.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Bob Saget

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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