- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

knock knock whos there? nobody

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.