How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Gay republicans

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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