- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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