- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

irish man drinking john smiths

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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