- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

nolan is gay

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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