- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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