- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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