Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's 1+1? 69.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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