- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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