- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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