- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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