- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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