Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

batman has diarrhea

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Please ignore this statement.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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