- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

batman has diarrhea

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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