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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What comes after 23? 24.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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