What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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