- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is smelly and sticky A poo

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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