whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

An atheist walks into a church

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

You're*

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

knock knock Come in!!!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

fack me!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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