- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist walks into a church

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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