Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

i cant think of one.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

You're Adopted.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

LOL May Wong

Anti Joke

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