- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

i cant think of one.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

You're Adopted.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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