My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Gianni

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...