What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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