- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

you just contradicted yourself.

I had my period 3 days ago.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Women.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

shammmm is a lesbian.

Badgers are cool

whats a dick a dick

A homosexual walks into a church

The BCS

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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