What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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