- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

donald................duck for president

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Women.

the WNBA

Sophie Cameron is Gay

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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