- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

donald................duck for president

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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