What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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YOU

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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