A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Lil' Wayne

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Hey Shea

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What is 9 + 10? 21

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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