There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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