A seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What is cold? Winter

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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