What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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