whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

I enjoy anal.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Women's rights.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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