My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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this girl died

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Laugh.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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