A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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The WNBA.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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