- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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