- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Woman.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

I pooped my pants

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