What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Woman rights.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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