- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spell: “This word”

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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