Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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The WNBA.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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