Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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captcha: all yer base

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Women's rights.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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