Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

i can't stand cripple jokes

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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