Twenty-Four

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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penus

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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