what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Comedy.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Kathy Griffin.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Jaden McMichael

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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