A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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You smell like shit

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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