- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

squirrels with massive bonerss

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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