do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Punch line.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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