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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

ass in my face ? no

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

I saw a poor man named rich

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

I LIKE TRAINS

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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