Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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soccor

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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