what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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mark is mark

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Gay's rights

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Pickles

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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