Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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matty russel are you on here

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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canaan and mallory

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modern love

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Women.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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