How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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