- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Straight men can be bronies.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What is long and black The unemployment line

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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