You have cancer

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Loner.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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