- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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