A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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justin bieber

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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