What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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whats a willy? -brock

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Women's rights.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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