What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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I was born.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Black History Month

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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