Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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My name is Harry.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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poop is very very yummy.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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hipsters

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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