Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Women's rights

K.

Hello

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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