What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

poo is yummy

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Melbourne Football Club.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why did the book disappear?

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

I have a crush on my dad.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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