Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Ted Haggard.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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