- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Barack Obama

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Penis

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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