Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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An atheist walks into a church

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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