Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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learn the ropes?

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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