What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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