What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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kiss me?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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YOLO.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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