Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

crap!!

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

american government

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

neil patrick harris

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

since when?

If life throws you melons... ouch

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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