- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

This is not an anti joke.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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